Where:
Bone Up Brewing
38 Norman Street
Everett, MA
Admission:
$Pay as you go
Categories:
Alcohol, Date Idea, Food
Event website:
https://www.boneup.beer/blog/in-which-we-splash-into-a-beer-garden
Beer Garden Hours
Mon - Wed 3-9pm
Thu - Sat 12-10pm
Sun - 12-8pm
Hello friends! We know that many of y'all out there in Teevee Land have been just dreamin' of the day when you can "slug back a cold one" out in the comfort of our "parking lot"* and we thought it would take some kind of a minor miracle to turn that lot into a "beer garden" (as opposed to, say, an "unprompted lake") but we ended up getting just the opposite of a minor miracle** and somehow we got us a "beer garden" anyway! And since we had like three days' notice to prepare,*** we can certainly say that we definitely didn't construct this "beer garden" out of garbage and scrap wood, and anyway you can hardly tell because we "spruced up" the place with a bunch of stickers and string lights and hastily-spraypainted logos in a move that's totally not at all reminiscent of your high school bedroom.
We've set up our "socially distant" tables and rolled out a giant chalkboard o' rules for people to pretend to read and we've got a buncha plastic cups for you to drink out of in case you had any last shred of hope that this would be a "return to normalcy" and you should come drink some beers with us!